Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Blogging Confessionals.

This is really Dantzel and Joslin posting, don't be fooled. We decided that we'd really like to contribute to the house blog, especially since Grace gets mad that she's the only one that ever posts anything. So that got us thinking, and what better way to start off our blogging experience than by apologizing to Grace for all the things we do that she doesn't like? We thought of a few things we are sorry for and took pictures to give everyone a feel for what is going down at the yellow house. Grace, this one's for you.

Apology #1: We're sorry for never posting. But since this is happening right now I don't think its really a problem anymore.

Apology #2: This is Dantzel talking, and I'm sorry for drinking your grape juice when I don't like the way it tastes.
Sometimes I just like to have the crisp refreshing feeling of juice after I eat, even if its not apple juice. Grace hates this though, and recently left me a note on the lid of her grape juice addressing the issue and I think its pretty representative of the emotions involved.
Apology #3: Hi it's me Joslin. Grace, I'm sorry for buying you a nice maroon towel at Costco and then thinking it's mine and using it all the time. It's like when you get a Christmas present from your sister and then yes she borrows it all the time and keeps it all the way up the stairs in her room so you can never use it, shower, or smell nice for your boyf. Sorry!

Apology #4: It's time for another confession from Dantzel. The other day Grace and I were in the kitchen when she told me she doesn't even get mad when people eat her food unless its her vegetables. Then I felt bad because sometimes I eat the tomatoes on her shelf. Technically we decided to share food at the beginning of the year so maybe this isn't even a problem, but if it is, I'm really really sorry. And I brought 3 tomatoes home this weekend to maybe make up for it a little bit.Apology #5: I don't even know I did anything wrong until I hear a high pitched squeal coming from the next room over (hmm...really, is there a pig in the house or something? Weird. I'm not sure at this point until Grace comes charging into the otherwise silent kitchen with a frown. Ohh...it's COLD! Shut the door!). Grace, I'm sorry I cause you to squeal sometimes and apparently freeze to death in your room.
So there you have it, Billboard's top 5 apologies from Dantzel and Joslin to Grace. We love you girf, even though you are a grandma stuck in a 20 year old body who can't handle the cold, people eating her vegetables or grape juice, and using her towels. Oh and we'll be better at posting more often in the future. Don't be mad at the things we said. We really are sorry. And maybe you'll get a hump day treat to make up for our bad behavior.